DJ’s Joke of the Day

August2

What do you call a three legged donkey?

A: A wonkey!

DJs Joke of the Day

July19
Why do monkeys have big noses?

A: Because they’ve got big fingers! Urghhhh…

Silly Billy’s Joke of the Day – 28 June 2010

June28

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s girlfriend drive?

A: A minnie van!

Silly Billy’s Joke of the Day – 14 June 2010

June14

Knock, Knock!

who’s there?

Cows

cows who?

No they don’t, they moo!

Silly Billy’s Joke of the Day – 8th June 2010

June8

What do you call a lion with a toothache?

A: Rory!

Silly Billy’s Joke of the Day – 26th May ’10

May26

Why is six scared of seven?

A: Because 7-8-9!

Silly Billy’s Joke of the Day – 24th May 2010

May24

Why was the Broom late?

A: It over swept!

Silly Billy’s Joke of the Day – 21st May 2010

May21

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

A: Glad to meteor!

Silly Billy’s Joke of the Day – 19th May 2010

May19

What did the little light bulb say to his mum?

A: I love you watts and watts!

Awww…

Joke of the Day! – 17th May

May17

What do you call a nervous Witch?

A twitch!