DJ’s Joke of the Day
August2

What do you call a three legged donkey?
A: A wonkey!

What do you call a three legged donkey?
A: A wonkey!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s girlfriend drive?
A: A minnie van!
Knock, Knock!
who’s there?
Cows
cows who?
No they don’t, they moo!
What do you call a lion with a toothache?
A: Rory!
Why is six scared of seven?
A: Because 7-8-9!
Why was the Broom late?
A: It over swept!
What does one star say to another star when they meet?
A: Glad to meteor!
What did the little light bulb say to his mum?
A: I love you watts and watts!
Awww…
What do you call a nervous Witch?
A twitch!